I still don't know what I'm doing

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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fuckboyaham

i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution

transaaronburr

Hi my name is Abigayle Char'ity Rebecka “Becky” Livingston and I have long powdered white hair (that’s how I got my nickname) with natural honey blonde streaks that reaches my mid-back and handsome black eyes like obsidian mirrors and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Alexander Hamilton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Patriot but my clothes are all British-made. I have pale white skin. I’m also a politician, and I go to a place called the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia where I’m a junior delegate (even though I’m a woman). I’m a Federalist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing floral stays with matching lace around it and a cotton petticoat, silk stockings and black heeled shoes. I was wearing pink rouge, white paint, and elderberry eyebrow darkener. I was walking outside the Pennsylvania State House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Republicans stared at me. I bit my thumb at them.

hidlaw
wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

I see your Ruined Dream Journal, and i raise you: taylor lautner singing an EdgyTM lullaby

the-ice-castle

okay so as much as I love the dream journal scene, this scene is just iconic. sharkboy is trying to get the kid to sleep by breaking into an aggressive musical number with lyrics that basically are “fucking sleep you little shit, if you don’t I’ll beat your ass”

what a cinematic masterpiece

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world-cat:
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Ok every time I see this post I see people cheering about it and it always bothers me. I know you’re all happy and excited that a female with a high position is saying this but I feel like...
magicinhermadness

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Ok every time I see this post I see people cheering about it and it always bothers me. I know you’re all happy and excited that a female with a high position is saying this but I feel like this needs to be said though I’m sure no one is gonna pay attention anyway.

1. First, this thing as far as I know is either from 9gag.com or reddit, it has NO LEGITIMATE SOURCE whatsoever. Nearly all sources about this “comment” she made is in English, and a few in simplified Chinese. Simplified Chinese is NOT the official language of Taiwan, we use traditional Chinese……and information concerning this comment that are written in traditional Chinese? Not much. I’ve even saw some Taiwanese people confused af, posting this pic and asking where this is from and everyone is like “Huh, she said that? I don’t think she said that.” Some even speculated that maybe it’s a fake Chinese new to make her look bad but I doubt that because my next point.

2. Honestly that comment doesn’t even make sense in Chinese, we don’t have that saying, it clearly is a response to the English saying “Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.” 

3. The reason why she isn’t married isn’t because she doesn’t want to “buy a whole pig just for a sausage”. She said in an interview once (the interview is published by newspaper) that she had a fiancé when she was in College, but he died in an accident. After that she really didn’t have the heart or time to be in a serious relationship again as she has devoted herself in politics. Saying that she isn’t married because of reason other than the one she said herself is quite disrespecting.

4. The comment itself is rather very double standard sexist, it’s not okay to comment something like that to women, so why is it okay to make that comment when it’s directed to men?

She is a awesome female politician, I’m glad I voted for her and I’m very excited on how she is going to change my country in the future. But to me it’s just disrespectful when you are putting words she did not say into her mouth to further spread your own viewpoints. 

You know what? If there is anything about her that deserves to be well known, it shouldn’t be this fake comment she never said, I feel like it should be how she is an absolute huge cat nerd/lover instead.

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Anyway thank you for those who has bothered to read this.

My point is, this is fake stop spreading false information.

world-cat

Thank you for debunking that post! Some more information about this wonderful lady, who is the first female president of Taiwan: Her name is Tsai Ing-Wen, she supports marriage equality and Taiwanese sovereignty, and she has two lovely cats who went with her on the campaign trail.

The cats’ names are Xiang-Xiang (which means something like “think think”) and Ah-Tsai. (If I have them wrong, someone tell me!) 

They’re both rescue cats: Xiang-Xiang was rescued after a typhoon and Tsai herself found Ah-Tsai as a stray in a pineapple field. 

The picture above is Xiang-Xiang (I think), and this is Ah-Tsai:

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(Sources: BBC and CNN)

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“ platinumpixels:
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The spread of the black death.

gaysexagainstawall

Poland

sarahvonkrolock

Poland, tell us your secret.

unseilie

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

volpesvolpes

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 

Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.

Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

platinumpixels

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.

Damn Italy, you scary.

the-sonic-screw

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”

Milan:Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

theeyesinthenight

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.

Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

shitarianasays

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

0xymoronic

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

detenebrate

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

braiseseitan

Wow.

But seriously, Italy. Not cool.

slytherin-away
borkyno

i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes

  • flo from progressive
  • the midwest
  • how big is alaska
  • jeopardy review games
  • spIRIT WEEK

ukuleleblake

  • jake from statefarm
marauderstrio

  • it’s not car insurance, it’s all state
  • “mayhem is coming”
  • “nothing could replace brad”
  • kahoot
itsstuckyinmyhead

  • BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
  • thanks obama
  • idk my bff jill
  • kids who take kickball way to seriously
odinsnotwearingmakeup

  • HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
  • target [t-are-j-ey]
  • texas
  • 1-800-steamer
  • threatening to move to Canada
tiny-bubble

•Shirley temple DVD set
•IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

aphprussia

  • making fun of east coast/south when they can’t handle snow
mcr-serenity

• its a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET

stopfrnkiero2k15

  • CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW
thatoneartyishperson

• 800-588-2300 empire (today)
• really annoying geico commercials

what-thehale

  • ch-ch-ch-ch-chia!
  • California’s drought
  • now YOU have a friend in the diamond business-Shane Co.
the-perks-of-being-a-wallmaster

• Call now for the Midnight Fire Collection
• SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNINGS ARE MADE IN AMERICA
• Everything about that Tony Chopper commercial thing

rohxez

• It’s my money and I want it NOW
• The Generals insurance

whovianthatissherlocked

Education connection

trans-sweden

hi, i’m sarah mclachlan.. *in the aaarms of the aaaangels*